A lone walker marching through farmland that went right down to the sea, slipped and fell off the cliff. He managed to cling onto a twig growing from the rockface 100 feet above the rocks in the boiling sea. He called out to Heaven. "God, you can see me hanging onto this twig. Please help me." A voice called out low and commanding. "I hear you- Let go of the twig." The man said "Let go? I will fall." The voice said, "Have faith. Let go of the twig." The man let go and fell onto the rocks. the farmer peeked over the cliff and muttered, "Bloody ramblers."
2007-02-25 04:02:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok. but i don't like jokes that kill ppl. besides what kind of farmer would actually be that mean?
2007-02-25 04:06:33 · answer #1 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey it was not the farmer who said it was i who said it , man.
2007-02-25 05:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good old farmer
2007-02-25 04:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm sort of funny.
2007-02-25 04:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best joke ive heard but ok
2007-02-25 05:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by desi girl786 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-25 08:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he. dat woz kinda funny
2007-02-25 05:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very witty
2007-02-25 05:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um......no.
2007-02-25 04:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-25 04:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by Puma Academy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋