A blonde asked a Scot if it was true he wore nothing under his kilt. He invited her to feel for herself. The blonde felt around and said "Ooo, it's gruesome." The Scot replied "Aye, that'll be your hand that's causing that."
2007-02-25 03:21:29 · 10 answers · asked by Harriet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a silly fuching mistake. Sorry.
2007-02-25 04:05:30 · update #1
He he he, mind you I had to read it twice!
2007-02-25 03:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you tell the difference between a Cambles and a Mc Donalds clan?
Look under their kilts and see if they have meat balls or nuggets.
2007-02-25 11:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny play on words.
2007-02-25 13:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He used to say, "Aye, an' if ye put your hand back, it'll grow some more."
2007-02-25 11:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by checkmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it is quite funny. LOCH NESS
2007-02-25 11:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes liked that one. very good.
2007-02-25 11:27:04 · answer #6 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL....my joke cache just gruesome.
2007-02-25 11:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by Reeb Uh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's spelt "loch ness"
2007-02-25 11:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-02-25 16:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-25 11:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋