Little Mary was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Mary?"
"My goldfish died," replied Mary tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Mary patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
2007-02-25 02:57:55 · 8 answers · asked by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never heard it but i loved it. i could only imagine the look on the neighbors face when he heard that. he must have shouted " stupid child,unbury my cat now or you' re next" lol.
thanks for making me smile.
2007-02-25 03:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Not too young to give payback!!!! Poor kitty kitty. At least the fish was dead.
2007-02-25 11:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The neighbor must be terrified! hahah. so funny.
2007-02-25 11:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by try_and_get_me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've heard it. Pretty funny. c:
2007-02-25 11:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by chrissyy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its very funny.
2007-02-25 11:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by intelligent girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible
2007-02-25 11:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sage 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's golden
2007-02-25 11:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by wponX20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BBBurn =)
2007-02-25 11:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ana♥Banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋