When your friend says something and you say, "I can`t believe you just said that". Come on then, lets see how stupid people can be.
2007-02-25 02:43:07 · 21 answers · asked by hbk13 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
There was the American Woman who couldn't understand why the Queen had built Windsor Castle so close to London Airport.
There was another American Woman who was eating a chip butty snack we'd made her. "Gosh, this is wonderful", she said, "You must give me the recipe!".
2007-02-25 02:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by efes_haze 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I just realised that the Thundercats were talking cats."
Tristan said that. We all laughed for hours. This was the funniest thing someone has said in front of me,
"Will the highways of the Internet become more few?" - G.W.Bush. Man that guy says dumb things. This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
2007-02-25 02:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I told a friend about a sci fi movie about the future and all the amazing robots that were smarter then people...lots of futuristic stuff..she looked at me and asked.."is this movie a real life movie or is it fiction?" this happened before when I told her about Vampires..Blade Runner etc etc..:"is this real or fiction"
it just cracks me up ...but I love this blond lady anyway
2007-02-25 02:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a secretary from Essex, lovely girl she was too. One day she said something to me followed by "innit", to which I replied "innit??" and she said to me with the greatest of seriousness "Oh sorry, I meant to say, int-it". The mind does boggle. I'm sure this one will be lost on the non-British contingent but might give a few a giggle...
2007-02-25 02:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
When someone was standing at the jukebox in the pub and asked if 'M People' was spelt 'M People'.
We knew what they meant but it was a proper divvy question.
2007-02-25 02:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello operater whats the number for 999? i really laughed at that
2007-02-25 02:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"My Aunt has one of those Spaniel dogs, you know, a King Edward" or "When we went to the USA we were going to hire a car but because there was so many of us, my Dad hired an MP3"
Both by the same girl, she's lovely, but easily confused!
Edit: I have to own up to this one:
"Whats the name of that man who invented the Dyson?" In my defence I was extremely tired, and as I get older I get more easily confused!
2007-02-25 02:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Anything that comes out of George Bushs' peanut brained mouth.
2007-02-25 02:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I said that I had cough and took ( brand name - medicine for the common cold ). that was stupid of me... made the whole gang laugh for 5 minutes... literally....
2007-02-25 02:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by denxxchua 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we were at a family gathering and we were watching a football game and somebody in the crowd had a defense sign (d- #) and my aunt yelled "why is there a d-pound sign in the crowd" referring to the poud sign on the phone
2007-02-25 02:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Freddy G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋