South Park and Canada...?

Question

Do Canadians really look like Terrance and Phillip from South Park?

Do they fart alot?

Is there really only one road in Canada?

I have never met and know nothing about the country... please help....

Answer 1

If you made a cartoon and then made a cartoon within a cartoon, and made the cartoon in the cartoon Canadians. Then yes, that is what they look like. But you also realize that it means that Americans look like Cartman, but you didn't ask because you already knew that.

No we don't fart alot. BUT, those Canadian performers that become big in the US are forced to fart alot because that is the American type comedy. Go to any Hollywood made comedy that is big with the teens and they are watching Canadians paid millions to fart.

Yes! The last thing is true. There is only one road, we even basically call it the only road. Trans-Canada Highway #1.

Answer 2

I am only hoping that this question is a big joke. If that's the case then HAHA.

If you are sincere ( and I pray you aren't) then I must sadly advise you that when watching a show about the Columbine High School tragedy I learned that the South Park characters were created by 2 young men who live in THAT vacinity.

Furthermore, if you would like some clear insight into the amount of knowledge that many Americans have about Canada (I am assuming you are from the States), then I would suggest you somehow lay your hands on the video of Rick Mercer's called "Talking to Americans".
Of course many of the jokes totally go over the Americans' heads but it provides a huge amount of humor to we Canadians. But then what do we know, we are still busy trying to figure out how to build the "Peter Ensbridge".

Answer 3

I've never been to Canada either, but even I know that the answers to your questions are no, no, and no.
People, please! These questions are read by people all over the world! If you are writing from the USA, as many people here are, please remember that you are representing our country to the world. Many people in other countries regard Americans as stupid, lazy, and self-centered. Of course, there is good and bad in every people and nation, and generalizations like this are unfair and untrue. However, when people ask questions like this, they give people in other countries reason to think that Americans are as bad as pictured.
Please, if you are American and you care about this country, please think twice about the image you portray of this country, when you ask questions on an international forum. And if you are overseas, please do not take questions like this as representative of all Americans. Some of us actually have three digit IQ's.
Thank you for your consideration.

Answer 4

No. All of that stuff is just supposed to be funny, and a satire on what Americans' think of Canadians.

Answer 5

No we dont, look us up on the web

Answer 6

Yes
Yes
Yes
you're an idiot.