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2007-02-25 01:54:09 · 9 answers · asked by Chalck 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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teacher asks a student;--name any 4 sea animals
student---miss,fish
teacher---good,,another 3
student---miss,,fish's mom, fish's dad, fish's brother

2007-02-25 02:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

why did the lion get a ticket? because he crossed the yellow line!

a mom and a boy had just came from the store. the boy opened the bag and took out the animal crackers.He started opening the cap and laying the animal crackers on the table.His mom came and said to his son, ''What are u doing?'' '' it says do not eat if seal is broken. i am looking 4 the broken seal.'' the boy explained

in class the kindergarten teacher was in the middle of the three little pigs. ''and then the first pig saw a man carrying straw. he went up to the man and said excuse me? can i have that straw u r carrying?'' the teacher paused and asked the kids, ''what do u think the man said to the pig?'' then a boy raised his hand and said ''i know HOLY COW A TALKING PIG!''

2007-02-25 13:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by Deniz n 2 · 0 0

Little Johnny walked in on his mom and dad having sex&asked: mom what are you doing jumping up and down on dad? mom said:your dad has been gaining alot of weight and I'm pushing it back down. Little Johnny said :it won't do any good. mom:why not Johnny? Johnny:cause after you leave for work every morning the lady next door comes over and blows him back up.

2007-02-25 17:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 0 0

Once upon a time there was kindergartener learning the alphabet. He couldn't seem to master it so his teacher told him to go home and ask his family.

The little boy first asked his sister, who was on the phone. "What's the alphabet?" She replied, "Shut up!"
The little boy then asked his brother, who was playing video games. "What's the alphabet?" He replied, "Superman!"
The little boy finally asked his father, who was fixing the toilet. "What's the alphabet?" He replied, "In the toilet, in the toilet!"

The next day, the teacher asked him to say the alphabet. He answered, "Shut up!" The teacher, shocked, asked him, "Well, mister, just who do you think you are?" He replied, "Superman!" The teacher, now angry, said "Okay, I'm calling your parents. Where do you live?" The little boy told her, "In the toilet, in the toilet!"

2007-02-25 10:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by breezy 3 · 0 0

Little Johnny came to school late one day, and the teacher asked him why. He said," You know little Pete?" The teacher said,"don't use little Pete as an excuse, he's not even here!"
Little Johnnie says, "I know. I was with him this morning on his paper route, and he was pulling his little red wagon, and a car came up and hit the wagon and shoved the handle up little Pete's ***."
The teacher says," Johnny, You say RECTUM!"
Johnny says," WRECKED HIM HELL, it pert'near killed him."

2007-02-25 10:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♪♪♫ DINO ♪♫♪ 4 · 0 0

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

2007-02-25 10:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0 0

THIS IS A CRIME STORY.....5 friends live in a room....they r Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody n Nobody. One day, Somebody accidently killed Nobody. That time, Brain wuz scared n ran away....but Mad called the cops...
Mad : Is it Police Station?
Cops : Yes, what's da matter?
Mad : HELPPP!!!Somebody killed Nobody!
Cops : What? >:-( r u mad?
Mad : Yes, I am.
Cops : Holy Cow, dont u hav brain?
Mad : No, he just walked outta da house!
Cops : F**k, u fool !!
Mad : No, Fool is readin this story!

lol, great story tho, aint it? :-P

2007-02-25 10:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by Neo 2 · 0 0

i do
There were 3 men named pood shut up and manners they crashed their car poop flew out the window so shut up went to go get the police the police asked fir his name the cop says hey wheres your manners shut up states up there scraping poop of the highway

2007-02-25 09:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Why can't Helen Keller have children?

Because she's dead.

2007-02-25 10:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by K Dog 2 · 0 1

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