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The president is recieving his daily briefing.It concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion??!"

2007-02-25 01:50:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

By rights I should credit the source of this joke:

http://www.dave-edwards.com/chubbysworld/jokebook/display.php

!Note that this is an adult joke site...

2007-02-25 01:56:12 · update #1

13 answers

That is HILARIOUS!!! Thank you, I feel terrible this morning (sick) and you just made my day. I have to share that joke now.

2007-02-25 02:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Juicy Fruit 4 · 0 1

Great joke. Mainly because the real life truth makes it plausible.

2007-02-25 01:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes i like that one scary bit is knowing Bush it could almost be true.

2007-02-25 01:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its funny... but I've read it like 3 times on this site. Still funny though, so like bush 2.

2007-02-25 04:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

god that is soooo funny.

and it has quite a lot of truth in it too.

2007-02-25 01:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0 0

lmao nice one

2007-02-25 01:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by Drick 3 · 0 0

a classic

2007-02-25 02:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 1

good one

2007-02-25 02:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0 0

howe do you make them up?

2007-02-25 01:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not bad

2007-02-25 01:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by md m 3 · 0 0

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