A prisoner took three years but taught an insect to do tricks. It slept in a matchbox at night. First thing the prisoner did when released was to buy himself a pint. He opened the matchbox on the counter and his insect crawled out. "Hey landlord, look at this." The landlord swept the insect onto the floor and jumped on it. "I know, we've been plagued with them this summer"
2007-02-25 01:43:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it.
2007-02-25 01:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Platobeen --- try to understand what a joke is? Don't go after your grand dad who himself was not aware of joke at all.
2007-02-25 09:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by krishan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still quite funny.
2007-02-25 11:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. A bit childish.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-25 10:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who's been plagued the pub or the prison....is there a bit missing....
2007-02-25 12:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 heard better
2007-02-25 09:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by md m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the joke is as sad as ur avatar is! come on! life is tough enough.. put on a smile!
2007-02-25 10:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwww thats soooo sad!
also funny.
2007-02-25 09:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, poor guy all that training gone for a loop.:)))))
2007-02-25 09:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhh, sounds like you have a great grandad ! lol
2007-02-25 09:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by JustSo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a
very funny grandad you have
2007-02-25 13:38:23 · answer #11 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋