At a public lecture, the speaker got round to sex within marriage. "Some have it five times a week. Some have it only once a fortnight. Some only once a year. Anyone here has it only once a year?" An old man stood up and waved his hand about. "Over here. Oi! It's me. I do. I do." The speaker said "All right sir, thank you. Sit down- There's no need to get so excited." The old man said "That's what you think. Tonight's the night."
2007-02-25 00:49:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Grinning.......poor jack --- think it over, an old man means a man who is now a senior citizen i.e. above 65 yrs. of age and at this age if he has the capacity for enjoying sex once in a year; do you feel to compete him when you attain that age. Pitty on you, I don't think you shall be able to getup on your feet even at that stage.
2007-02-25 01:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by krishan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got a card last year with that written on but all the same it's still funny
2007-02-25 02:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee haahaa that is really funny!
lol x 1000
2007-02-25 00:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-02-25 02:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha lucky old sod
2007-02-25 01:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good1
2007-02-25 01:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by md m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! All right!
2007-02-25 00:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋