One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Heheh," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
2007-02-25 00:43:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you are funny
2007-02-25 02:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by martha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one. 10/10
2007-02-25 09:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemely funny.
2007-02-25 09:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someones found the joke book they got for xmas in the back of the cupboard i think.
2007-02-25 11:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I love it!
It well sounds like something out of a soap!
xxx
2007-02-25 08:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor boy.
2007-02-25 09:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by Marmylade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's funny
2007-02-25 10:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-25 10:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy ending then? More than he deserves.
2007-02-25 09:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes an old favourite of mine too.
2007-02-25 13:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this an episode from Eastenders????
2007-02-25 08:48:07 · answer #11 · answered by babscabs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋