English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Tell me a funny greeting i could say..lol..

I was thinking i could make it say....

"Hey you, what have you been up 2?"
(they will tell me about there day here)....((ill wait like 3 secs))
and then ill respond with-
"OH THATS KOOL!!...well thats to bad i wont get to hear what you did...so um leave me a message and ill get back to you when i feel like it."


Lol...so um yeah...give me some ideas please..

2007-02-24 19:24:43 · 11 answers · asked by arosiekitten 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Its just 4 fun...

To make people laugh...and ceer them up.

Its not for work or anything..just a very BORED teenaged girl with a cell phone that has nothing better to do then to make people feel stupid..lol

2007-02-24 19:31:49 · update #1

Good Job every one....

LMAO..i found i funny one,i thought i should share it....



(Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now. Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk. I think we're going to have to size it a little... (Aside:) HEY GUIDO! GET THE CHAINSAW! Anyways, leave your name and a message. If I like it, you'll hear from me. If not, you'll hear from Guido! (Laughter.)

2007-02-24 19:43:19 · update #2

11 answers

"Hi, you've reached Nympho Nancy's Hotline, and OOhhh, I can't wait to hear what you have to say! Please remember to breath heavily when you leave your name, number and the size of your..." ((beep))

2007-02-24 19:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by argamedius 3 · 1 0

Try "Hello, Hello?? Pause a little, OK it 's not me just my voice mail! Don't you just hate it when people don't answer their phones???" Leave me a message, and I will call ya back!"
Sorry that is all I could come up with, it was on mine for a while until I was expecting an important call... LOL!

2007-02-24 19:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Goodbye♥ 2 · 0 0

Leave a message that says "Hello? Hello? Look, I can hardly hear you. You're going to have to call back" and watch to see how many people actually do.

2007-02-24 19:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Commander 3 · 0 0

ok properly you're taking your hands and place them on her hips and then kiss her, then flow to an open kiss then slowly slide your tounge into her mouth. touch her tounge, experience around the interior of her mouth and allow her do a similar. Dont!!, permit it get to sloppy and dont forget approximately to breath. from now on questions hit me up on IM.

2016-11-25 22:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by donegan 4 · 0 0

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

2007-02-24 19:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by cop350zx 5 · 0 0

lol Nice idea

I just hope you let this message for friend not for professional thing.

2007-02-24 19:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by lollol 2 · 0 0

As long as whoever is calling you is in junior high or high school, it would be appropriate.

2007-02-24 19:28:48 · answer #7 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 0 0

i like this one

hey how are you doin?
sorry i cant get thru
why dont you leave your name and your numba
and i'll get back to you

2007-02-24 19:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by gone 7 · 0 0

LOuDly farting in your mindless face.

2007-02-24 19:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Hi My names________I am not here at the moment so freak up and call back later jackass ;) thanks later fricker!

2007-02-24 19:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0 2

fedest.com, questions and answers