those religious fanatics at the door?
I tell them I worship Satan and invite them in for a ritual.JK
2007-02-24 19:07:26 · 23 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I debate them on their core beliefs, and when they can't answer my questions, I tell them to have a nice day.
2007-02-24 19:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
just dont answer it.. i had 2 old bats that woke me up this morning. i suppose answering the door in my undies would have done the trick but by the time I put pants and a shirt on and got to the door they were at the end of the drive so i just shut the door quietly and they kept on walkin!
My husband told some younger guy once that if he came back to our house we'd follow him home and knock on his door all day insisting he convert to Judaism. I think jehovahs witnesses are afraid of jews cuz I never saw that boy again!
2007-02-25 03:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually answer the door naked and with a machete in my hand. I always invite them in, but they never except for some reason, which I think is very rude.
2007-02-25 03:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude im christian but i dont act all freaky like that.. i bet its the jehovahs witnesses.. they are so weird one time they wouldn't leave me alone so i was laying on the ground so they couldnt see me through the window on the door and i put some white tape on it but then they tore the tape off and saw me...:( if you tell them you have no religion then they will really keep bugging you.. tell them you have one and you dont want to know anything about theirs
2007-02-25 03:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by Natasha!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like Jehovah's Witness? My mom took one of the pamphlets they left on her door and wrote in red marker I give blood support the Red Cross and hung it up beside the front door, funny they haven't been back.
2007-02-25 03:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I feel so sorry for those 12 year old boys, in suits, and you can see their mom is, yelling at them..... GET OUT THERE NOW...(but mom?)
and so their mothers give them a kick in the butt, out the car door, "GO TELL THAT PERSON TO FIND GOD OR YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!"
so he knocks on my door, and asks me if I would like to know more about GOD.? crying,,,,,his poor eyes out!!!!
occasionally looking back at the car, and seeing his angry mother sush him with her hands......with an angry scowl on her face??
so I tell him,,,,,," go tell your mother you just converted me, and if you wouldn't have come to my door, I would never ever have know that there was this being such as GOD! " "maybe she'll let you play some video games or something"
go on now,,,,,,go now child.
and sniffing , and drying his eyes out he says "OK"
2007-02-25 12:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come to the door with a running chainsaw.
2007-02-25 03:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by bobbie_jo45 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
do not answer them just turn on the music supper loud and sing out loud supper hard cord music for 5 minuets
2007-02-25 03:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by The Inmmortal king 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
answer the door naked and invite them in to play twister
2007-02-25 03:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok thats a little freaky SATAN??, just tell them that you are not interested and to please ignore you next time. Just be honest they will leave you alone.
2007-02-25 03:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by Angelroxy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋