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I accidentally drank some while stepping over bodies of dead pirates while singing canned heat while dancing with Napoleon Dynamite, only about 63 gallons, is this safe? I have now grown a taste for it and it's all I drink

2007-02-24 17:46:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

didn't mother tell you to quit playing with dead pirates?
do you listen?
No!
Why do you think the pirates are dead?
because they didn't listen to their mothers!
shhhhheeeeeeeez!!!!

2007-02-24 17:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 1 1

You really should try it while munching some of that squirrel and chipmunk poison that looks and tastes just like popcorn. It would really complete your evening of watching Anna Nicole and Britney coverage on 24 hour news channels.

2007-02-25 01:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 4 1

Ill guess 0, but look on the bright side your body is now worth more chemically. When you die we can hock your body for money to by burritos at the liquor store.

2007-02-25 01:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by BIG-IRON 3 · 2 1

Stop hanging out with Napoleon, he's a bad influence.

2007-02-25 01:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by Karly 2 · 3 1

Murcury may be fine for you, it's mercury that you have to watch out for. You too can become like the mad hatter.

2007-02-25 01:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by lochmessy 6 · 2 1

Sanctuary of sub down will remember yack heat probably true because of dean xylophone.

2007-02-25 01:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by TJTB 7 · 2 1

Um......I don't think this is even possible. I drop of mercury and you have to call the poison center. So really no amount of mercury is safe to consume. And it really hard to believe your story on top.

2007-02-25 01:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by skalkosa 3 · 0 2

1 gallon for every 10 pounds you weigh is okay

2007-02-25 01:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Oh yeah, you'll be fine. Dont pay attention to the tumor you're growing either. Totally benign.

2007-02-25 01:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by Alyssa D 2 · 4 1

Not even a gram is safe to have mercury.

2007-02-25 01:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by aaron m 1 · 0 1

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