What Is Your Hidden Talent???

Answer 1

My hidden talent is remembering dates, like anniversaries, birthdays, special occasions, deaths of loved ones...

Answer 2

Patience.

I used to play improv jazz trumpet, but at least I can still double tongue, trill, and... well, other nice stuff.

I'm an excellent driver... yeah...

I can sing (baritone), dance, go up and down stairs, holding a newspaper as if I am reading it - all in character and simultaneously.

Hypnosis.

Sophisticated mental imagery abilities, including dreaming in color, mental models of what people are doing (hypothetical. I hear there's a guy that's so good at it he can predict what specific people are doing on the other side of the world at any given moment), and noticing structural weaknesses. Some people call this "grok"ing. I despise that term because Heinlein lied and was an exclusionary SOB and gave jerks a blueprint for creating cults.

99th percentile GRE analytical skills.

Puns.

Crushing bloated egos.

Past experience as a specialized foster parent respite worker for SBH juvenile delinquents with learning disorders. I have excellent recommendations and a standing offer to return as a full-time foster parent if I can find a woman to marry me and is fool enough to want to do it (although the minimum household pay of over $100K/year ain't bad). That's not something that has to happen if I get married though. Just a nice option to have.

Akido and Shaolin Kempo Karate.

I can **** for hours and love making women ***.
Partly it's also because I break norms or myths about shoe size and... well, it doesn't *have* to be hidden, but the alternative would be illegal.

Oh, right... and I can seemingly appear and disappear "mysteriously" but actually it's because I am aware of how little attention people pay to their surroundings, how people fail to perceive me, and because my high arches allow me to walk quietly. I've always understood how I was able to sneak up on people from behind, but it took me a while to realize how self-absorbed a person has to be to not notice me coming straight on... Not everyone, just really really self-absorbed people.

And the discretion to keep most of these hidden talents to myself in "the real world."

Answer 3

My hidden talent is my funny wit and writing. For example, I can make up little poems in just a few minutes that pertain to what's happening around me at certain times:

You're asking me what my hidden talent is ...

Possibly singing or dancing in show biz?

Or can it be cooking, gardening, or knitting?

Those I all tried, but I ended up quitting!

No tennis, no golf or any sports for that matter.

No shopping, no soaps, no phone calls of idle chatter.

But there is just one thing I absolutely love to do:

Have I proven WRITING is my "Hidden Talent" to you??!

(PS: my 2nd Hidden Talent is trying to win "Best Answer" !!)

Answer 4

My hidden talents will remain hidden until perfected. You will find out soon enough of exactly what my hidden talent is, soon enough....

Answer 5

I can lift the rear end of a compact car 3 inches off the ground.

Answer 6

Ok, everyone at my school agrees that I'm not athletic at all...but that's because my school doesn't have a swimming program. I rule at swimming, there's not a person I know who can outswim me. I think I'm good at it because of my size 10 wide feet.
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Answer 7

If I tell you, then it wouldn't be hidden any more. But my sweetheart will find out real soon.

Answer 8

I have a great influence on the stock market, whenever I buy a stock it just goes way down.

Answer 9

Im double jointed.. So i can bend my pointing finger all the way back.. and a whole lot of other stuff too ;)

Answer 10

I can do ninja stuff! I can run on walls or do backflips off them. I defy gravity or at least try to! hehehehe :)