What's the funniest thing that your pets ever done?

Question

or gross...my cats a indoor outdoor cat, so I took him outside with me today, and he goes off on his own and brings me back a mouse he had caught back in the woods, he droped it right at my feet, it was sooo disgusting!

Answer 1

Your cat is honoring you by sharing his food with you.

The funniest thing my cat has done so far was sticking his entire head in the sour cream container. I had no idea that cats like sour cream, but that cat went nuts for the stuff. He would have eaten the whole container if I let him (it certainly was his after that!).

Answer 2

nicely, i became into frantically looking the domicile sometime for my dogs. he's a minpin, and is tiny, weighing approximately 4 pounds. So, i'm freaking out. I basically can not discover him. ultimately, I pay attention a noise coming from the laundry room. i flow in, and discover him buried in grimy laundry interior the abate. :) My different dogs, additionally a minpin, hates mailboxes, so we would be using down the line, and he basically barks in any respect the mailboxes. additionally, my different dogs (i be attentive to, an excellent sort of dogs, we've 4), who's a Doberman is, I swear, a contortionist. he's versatile, and can curl into the main unearthly positions.

Answer 3

I have two ferrets but one of them, Dustin , is a Kleptomaniac. Last week he snatched my cordless phone while I was on the computer and hid it in his stash under my bed. I had to push the button on the phone to make it ring so that I could figure out which stash Dustin took it too.
Dustin steals shoes, socks,toys,remotes,cameras,
screw drivers,batteries and once I found some kibbles N bits, an eraser,a Pokemon card and a G.I. Joe head in his stash under the recliner. He's always spotting and stealing
It's not easy living with a thief.

Answer 4

My dog The O'Rielly brought frozen dog poop back in his mouth and tried to give it to me like a dog does with a stick. I said NO, bad doggie so he pushed past me and dropped it on the kitchen floor.
He also picked up the other dog by the tail and spun him around over his head several times then let Boone go sailing over the grass. Boone landed on the lawn like a dazed drunk. O'Rielly is a dope but we love him. I could tell you countless things that idjet does.

Answer 5

My female siamese, back in the 70s, Marguerite, or Meatloaf, depending on what she was doing....she pioneered the "spastic Siamese Hump Jump"...it's a move in which you hump up your back, and jump sideways, stiff-legged. My friend Audrey and I did it the full length of the mall at St. Cloud, Minnesota once. People sure did look at us funny. Maybe it was the wooden sandals.

Answer 6

actually hes bringing you a gift ( ive read about it )

I had a cat that would take straws out of our cups and play with them. Once I kept hearing this noise, I had left the cabinet door open and he had gotten the bag of straws out and there he was in the middle of 200 straws!!

it was like he was high, it was hilarious!

Answer 7

My roommates 1yr old Pitbull "Chubby" took a poop in the toilet last month, it was the funniest thing I ever saw, it was raining really heavy outside and he refused to go out, he ran in the bathroom slid his rear up on the toilet and you heared plop, plop, plop. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!

Answer 8

My dog was outside in the backyard and he thought the sliding glass door was open and he tried to run through it. He must of hit quite hard because he just sat there stunned shaking his head....lol

Answer 9

It was my little Puggy's first Christmas and we were at Mom's setting up the sushi party. Puggy couldn't wait any longer so she jumped up and inhaled a sushi. We didn't even know she liked sushi. It was so cute and funny!

Answer 10

My German shepard got into a case of Yuengling lager and chewed up a bunch of cans. He was trashed and his gums were all cut up. Drunk dogs are funny as hell!