Life's many struggles and issues all seem to spawn from this curious, creamy paste of smooshed goobers. It may indeed be the very glue that holds this intricate fabric of the universe together!
2007-02-24 15:54:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah, you have guessed the secret of the universe, just watch out for the super chunky moments.
2007-02-24 15:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, no, *no*, you can't possibly be right....
Look, if it were all about peanut *butter*, then we'd have to admit that it really does come from peanuts. Still following me? Ok, then once we are on that slippery slope, you know, *you just know* some Bible thumper or Koran humper is going to ask:
"But if peanut butter came from peanuts, *why* do we still have peanuts?? Huh??"
And they will think they're sooo clever too. Much to our dismay.
Best stick to Nutella for this one....as nobody knows *what's* in it, they say it's hazelnuts, but it tastes vaguely of chocolate too...
That or Vegemite. Though that might well be the satanic version.
2007-02-25 00:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well... Life, the world, is kinda tragic. Maybe it's Peter Pan Peanut Butter?
2007-02-24 23:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by Linus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, according to a peanut butter connoisseur, my dog Sparkie. Jiff is the glue that holds it all together. Long live peanut butter and prosper.
2007-02-25 00:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by jehrapha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Clap Clap Clap*
*Gives a bow*
Your brilliant and Im not joking I seriously never came up with this idea why with these hours of my life wasted thinking of that very topic of how this universe was made I never once ....once....thought of peanut butter.
Ser may I have your autograph because if you decide to write a novel on this I swear I will buy it.
...I cant believe I actually spoke to someone who soon to be famous....can you include me as your inspirtation the names Nick. REMEMBER IT! o yeah thats a common name just remember it was this one dude from yahoo answers.
2007-02-24 23:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it all really is about peanut butter, really our body's are filled with peanut butter but the UN didn't want it getting out so they have all humans brainwashed at birth, and the milky way galaxy is really just the drink that goes with the peanut butter sandwich galaxy, o ya did i mention that all the elements on the periodic table of elements are just different forms of peanut butter? Mendeleev didn't want it to get out cuse he hated peanut butter so he just made up the whole proton electron neutron thingy to confuse the junk out of american middle school students who had to memorize the whole table, well that's about all i can tell you about peanut butter without the government (aka the man) comin to my house and killin me by injecting me with cool whip.
~im out~
2007-02-25 00:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by bob h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I believe it is indeed ALL about peanut butter! Without it civilization would cease.
2007-02-25 00:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by MissWong 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please, not peanut butter. I am still trying to recover from the salmonella-tainted peanut butter I was eating morning, noon and night last week. I was so sick and don't think peanut butter will ever be a part of my life again!!
2007-02-24 23:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by Rita 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i just purchased some cinnamon raisin peanut butter. Now, i can't say for sure if that ~~~really~~~ is the answer to life BUT, what i can say is that ... it sure does make me want to stop looking :P
2007-02-25 00:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by happytheclown37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It WILL be the end if you eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter...
2007-02-24 23:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋