Whenever my wife Alice drives me crazy i threaten to punch her to the moon! Now one of my blabbermouthed neighbors overheard me and called the police! I dont know why this was ok back in the 1950s but today everyone is such a pansy and you cannot threaten your spouse any longer!
2007-02-24 14:42:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
THE MOONS TO CLOSE !!!!! YOU'LL STILL HEAR HER SCREAMING FROM THERE!!!!
2007-02-24 15:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Spanky the monkey !!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not 1950. Slavery was once legal, but is no longer acceptable. Wife beating is also no longer acceptable. Unless your wife is an astronaut, you had better not even threaten to send her to the moon. She can have you sent to jail. You might actually want to enroll in an anger management course right away, Ralphie. Hahaha.
2007-02-24 15:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Wiser1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Ralph,
Just like your wife held her own in your day, so do ours in our day. Only now our wives are exercising regularly and taking self-defense classes while we're sitting behind a desk. It just wouldn't make sense to physically threaten mine; I might be the one who ends up on the moon.
2007-02-24 14:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by chdoctor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give your wife the evil eye, and threaten her telepathically...lol
Just kitting, maybe you shouldn't threaten her anymore...
2007-02-24 14:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right about that next question is it a 1 way ticket or round trip if 1 way abuse of her , if round trip would be her abusing you
2007-02-24 14:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she wishes that she could go to the moon to get away from you. lol.
2007-02-24 14:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not everyone makes up and says "Baby, you're the greatest."
2007-02-24 14:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to go there ralphie boy...
Pow! Right in the kisser!
2007-02-24 14:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by stratplayer1967 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I dont mind if you do that, if you promise to send my ex along with her...
2007-02-24 15:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jay Jay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you forget to put her in a rocket.
2007-02-24 14:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by zsaffireblue2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋