If you met President Bush what would you say to him if you only had 5 minutes?

Answer 1

I hope you rot in hell for all the people that died on our soil and abroad because of your incompetency and ignorance---do you realize that those poor children that were in class with you when 9/11 happened will be traumatized for the rest of their life? They WILL NEVER forget the dumbass look on your face when you were told about the world trade center and the fact that you just SAT THERE like you were as young as the children in the class--you yellow bellied draft dodger jack *** you should've stayed at home on the farm with your bro JEB and raised pigs..............

Answer 2

I'd ask him if he beleived that all of his choices were in the best interest of America. After his people tell him what to say to talk around it, I would ask him what he truly thought. Then, i'd ask him how he felt about the immigrants, iraq's Katrina victims, and who he thought would be a good successer of his presidency. To be honest if i had 5 minutes with him I would stare at him in amazement. When heasks why I'm looking at him that way , i'd probably say , Mr.President do you have any idea what you have done? And as he stumbles to find the words to say , i'll just tell him, " You are the reason why so many families are broken and why the suicide, homicide, and other crime rates will go up. Those broken children whose parents died in 9/11 will be so mornful and sorrowful they just might lose all faith in life in life and try to play 'god' by murdering themselves, others, or other various crimes. While the spouses and loved ones of the people from 9/11, Katrina, and Iraqi citizens will morn the loss of the lost lives forever. You still sleep at night in a goose down comforted bed. You are the reason why I do not trust the works of man, but the works of GOD , the father, the son, and the holy spirit."

Answer 3

I would ask Bush why in the hell he focused on Saddam. Then I would sit there for a moment while the Secret Service pulled the plastic ring tied to a string so that Bush could begin speaking his recorded message about WMD's and "terrists."

Then I would tell him that because of his brother Jeb, I was filling out a Living Will and Power of Attorney so that no one could further blur the line between church and state to interfere in my family's business like Jebby did to Terry Schiavo.

Answer 4

Pardon the Border Patrol Officers!

Answer 5

Try THIS:

Don't you wish you would have stayed in Texas and raised hogs instead of becoming President, dealing with a nation full of Ingrates? I never seen someone work so hard and get nothing for it.

Your handling of Iraq is kind of like refereeing a Pit-bull fight. Might just have to get out of the way on that one. No outsider has ever been able to stop a civil war, its just an evil but necessary part of global history.

Answer 6

That is 5 minutes more than I want or need. Bush is too stupid to talk to.

Answer 7

I would tell him that no matter what he or any President does, people will hate America so, we need to be strong when we act, go in to kick butt and take names, then get out.

Being too soft wont work in this world, we have to be strong and stand behind our word to our true friends. Cut funding to these countries who don't support us and pull our troops out of Italy, France and Germany.

Do something with Illegal immigration and look at the reports on those Border Patrol agents and consider a pardon for them.

Answer 8

I think I might thank him for his service to America, and encourage him to hold strong and steady during this attempted bloodless coup while the Dems attempt to hold our troops in the battlefield hostage.

Answer 9

so this horse walked into a bar and...oh wait im sorry mr president, i know alcohols a touchy subject.

Answer 10

Thank you. Can you tell the U.N. to take a hike and go over to Iraq and kill the insurgents and end the war? After that, will you go to Iran and slap that little twerp?