is saturday and i have no place to go. Can anyone cheer me up plz! Thank-you!!!!!!!
2007-02-24 14:16:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
SMILEEEEEE
Though your heart is breaking...
SMILEEEEEE!
Ha sorry about your saturday "no plans"
Hope this song made you SMILE!
2007-02-24 14:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by Angie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy on him!
___________________________These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts,
and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who had the
torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually
taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something
you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you
that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August
8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Duh.............
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your
attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school
did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was si_________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
____________________________________________
And the best for last
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.
2007-02-24 22:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can choose to be sad or happy... Its allways your choice! Be happy that you have this time to yourself... Think about how much you would appreciate this free time when your so busy doing stuff that you cant make the time ....... Enjoy the rest of your weekend !!!!!!! :)
2007-02-24 22:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww... I'm home and I am having a good time on here talking to people like myself who have nothing to do. Don't be sad, You can be your own best company its all how you see it. Janet
2007-02-24 22:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the club and be ready to spend hours on this forum.
2007-02-24 22:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit your gripping and smile....
geez, dang kids these days. When I was a kid we had no saturady nights, every day was monday, every day was monday. Saturday night? WHo do they think they are, going out on saturday night.
You could talk to me if you want. I'm bored too.
2007-02-24 22:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by stratplayer1967 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sad too!! Let's hang out
2007-02-24 23:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by meh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How quick can you be ready. I'll come scoop you up and will go dancing.
2007-02-24 22:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
me too!
the weekend will be over in 24 hours.
monday will soon be here - did that make you feel better ;)
2007-02-25 00:26:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
play an online game.. i assure you, there's no sad days with you.
2007-02-24 22:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by jhen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋