Like "Your talents will lead you to success." WHy can't they ever be realistic or at least just ONCE say something that is bad like "You should go talk to your doctor because you may be suffering from an illness"
2007-02-24 13:07:23 · 15 answers · asked by Dumb Punk Kid 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
THERE just fortune cookies, i dont think people would be too happy if they found a message like that, they might even sue the chinese food place. but yea dont rely on fortune cookies.
2007-02-24 13:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should always end the Fortune you get in your Cookie with
"In Bed"!!
Your talents will lead you to success "In Bed"!!!
By the way,
you are suffering from the most horrific Cancer known to Man and should start saying GoodBye to the people that do not like you anyway!!
In bed!!
2007-02-24 13:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by LN has3 zjc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would somebody want a cookie to tell them about their pessimistic future? Granted, that would be pretty funny, but I think the whole point of fortune cookies is to predict your future good *fortunes* in a very overgeneralized, foggy way. Maybe you should make MISfortune cookies, haha, you'd probably make some money too.
2007-02-24 13:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by bchic89 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a fortune cookie said that, and the person did, and there was nothing wrong, and they had to pay 100$ or so just for a checkup... what would you do? That's what I thought.
2007-02-24 13:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by ƒσx Đιяτ-βικιŋğ ğιяι 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because real life isn't a movie and there are no secrets in the fortune cookies....
2007-02-24 13:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by Chrys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever I get a fortune it says: "You are going to die of hardening of the arteries". I don't think that is too optimistic!
2007-02-24 13:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by sean e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. do no longer hassle approximately it. Has something unusual happened? confident? maybe you're able to check together with her an ask her why she stated it. No? maximum of them are lies. yet some, (little or no) are real.
2016-11-25 21:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one once that said, "help I am a captive in a chinese bakery"
2007-02-24 13:14:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ruth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are TOTALLY right but I thinks its because they are made based on things that appeal to everybody in general
2007-02-24 13:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They aren't called misfortune cookies.
2007-02-24 13:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by zaphodsclone 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋