Be creative.... and please don't say open it! That's an obvious!
2007-02-24 10:26:56 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is it a brand new bag? Then James Brown must be inside. Open it.
2007-02-24 10:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by randomobject2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sent you this bag, here's what's inside. It's a portal to another world, but before you go in there you need to know a few things. The world is called Jibigatwa, the citizens are Jibigatwans. They look like humans but with bigger feet and hair colors are different. Instead of brown, they have pink. Instead of black, there's blue. Red hair is replaced by green hair and there's no dumb blonds in Jibigatwa, there's dumb purples. Their currency is rubber bands and pencils. 50 rubber bands equal one pencil. There's only two languages in Jibigatwa, English and Pig Latin. It's really hot in Jibigatwa, their record low is 56 degrees faireinheit. But it usually doesn't get much hotter, the record high in Jibigatwa is 98 degrees faireinheit. With these high temperatures, Jibigatwans mostly just wear shorts and t-shirts. Speaking of Jibigatwan fashon, the lastest craze in Jibigatwa is to wear clothes inside out. And all of their wildlife is the same, except instead of dogs Jibigatwans have these yellow turtle-like creatures a little bigger than a cereal box. That's all you need to know about the bag outside your door! PS: It is a compliment in Jibigatwa to tell a Yo Momma joke.
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2007-02-24 10:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm creative...
How about being adventurous and irrational? Assume is a bag of your most favorite snacks. Close your eyes, open your mouth and tilt that bag back.
Now that is both creative and wild. You'll feel more alive than you have ever felt in your life...at least until you realize whether or not what ever is in the bag is edible. At least then you'd have one heck of a story for the emergency room doctors and nurses.
2007-02-24 10:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gaga Warlock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dildo, anal beads, some Wet N Wild lube, a whip, some chains, and a blindfold ... also a map to the person's secret sex palace who left the bag for you in the first place! GO GET 'EM TIGER!
2007-02-24 14:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an owl pellet (regurgitated bones, feathers, and fur an owl can't digest), a red tabby cat, a spongebob squarepants action figure, a place mat, a few crumbled up love notes, a new computer, a hot dog with mustard, chese, keptup, and chocolate milk, and the latest series of unfortuent events book.
2007-02-24 10:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by kb♥NICKJONAS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten thousand dollars! You have just won the publisher's clearing house sweepstakes! Wooo Hoooo! (ballons falling)
2007-02-24 10:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it might be a bag that when u see it and when u hold it, the bag explodes and it scares u. Did it had a picture of shorts on it.
2007-02-24 10:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it lit on fire? It's probably the old s hit in the bag trick. Don't put the fire out with your boot. Use a fire extinguisher.
2007-02-24 10:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by Liberal City 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fried chicken.
2007-02-24 10:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They contain the soul of my last victim.. I must have mixed it up with your bag of pills. Can I have it back?
2007-02-24 10:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋