thanks if you answer me !! you can leave a random fact behind with you if you like also! i need a giggle :-)
2007-02-24 09:30:08 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I will come to your rescue and answer your call.
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Random fact: Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
2007-02-24 22:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Chris B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there , my random fact is spray some perfume on a light bulb then when you switch on the light your will smell a beautiful perfume .and to make you smile...
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things People
actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by court stenographers who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place:
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?< BR>> WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the car impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory At all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in His sleep,
he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. ..
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practing law
2007-03-04 08:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by lucy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will answer you.
a random fact is that random facts are not random at all and pop up according to the equation
fact=boredness*0.86521456*degree of sleepiness^2 + 8346 + (level of stress - brightness of the room)^3
dont worry if you cant get a giggle. change form that state is inevitable because change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
2007-03-03 15:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by a fellow human 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The swallows that return annually to San Juan Capistrano use to ALWAYS return on march 16th...tho since the globe is warming..there is now a variance of a few days...I am fascinated by this.
2007-03-03 19:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UK Sunday Afternoon It is raining , it rained yesterday, in fact it seems to have rained all week. When the summer approaches the government will no doubt declare that we are having a drought.
2007-03-04 03:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by DS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey here is my random fact for you- hope you like it...
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before that.
ooh ohh heres another one
A kid was once in a coma and he loved green day, they played green day at his bedside and he snapped out of it, then green day came to visit him.
2007-03-04 06:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Random fact: A cow can walk upstairs but it is impossible for them to walk downstairs!
2007-03-03 01:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by njoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i will answer your question for you asking it. And my random fact is Smile be happy.
2007-03-02 02:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by maxine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister drove into a deer the other day and her three year old daughter told everyone in nursery that her mum had killed Rudolph and there would be no Christmas.
Sweet..
2007-03-04 04:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by bubblybassoonist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell down a flight of stairs the other night. Hit the bottom stair and wall like a ton of bricks..Damn..lol
-L
2007-02-26 19:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll answer you!!! I will talk to anyone, these days!!! Ya need a giggle, eh??? My friend is pregnant to a gay lad, (seriously), & had the bear faced cheek to insinuate my life is complicated!!! xxx
2007-02-25 10:53:22 · answer #11 · answered by Joanne W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋