2007-02-24 08:49:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Depends on how many lots of £500 you have
For those who don't get it, a Monkey is Cockney Rhyming Slang for £500
2007-02-24 09:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by Spacephantom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A monkey in the hand is worth two in a tree... be grateful for what you have.
2007-02-26 12:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
69 monkeys in your hand
2007-02-26 05:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
divide the number of pounds you are holding by 500.
that's how many monkeys are in your hand.
2007-02-24 17:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just put the monkey away & have a cold shower.....
2007-02-24 17:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by endac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BILLIONS, those little hanging monkeys are everywhere, damn government!
2007-02-24 16:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, because then they should have been minutely small and you a giant.
2007-02-24 16:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by uoyotih 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, and it deserves a good spanking.
2007-02-24 16:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have no clue and neither do nor anyone else
2007-02-24 18:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by true fashion girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give up! You tell me!
2007-02-28 09:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by Harry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋