can you think up a modern twist to snow white and the seven dwarfs?

Question

i need to write a short original twist to any fairytale so i thought i would do snow white

Answer 1

The "evil queen" is the rich stepmother of Sarah "Snow" White. Sarah is humble, but lives in a Beverly Hills mansion with the woman her late father, a famous actor, married. After auditioning for a role in a movie, Sarah is chosen for the role. Her stepmother is cast as an extra.
This angers the Stepmother, so she hires a man to go and kill Sarah while she is at the mall. She runs, but the man shoots her when she is by herself, wounding her arm.

The man returns to Stepmother, and tells her that Sarah escaped. Stepmother decides to get extensive plastic surgery.
Sarah, still at the almost empty mall, finds a group of midgets doing a photo shoot (the reason the mall has been cleared). She watches them. After the photos, they tell her that they are male models. Then they ask if she would like to stay with them at their mansion. She agrees, glad to be away from her stepmother. But as she becomes accustomed to living there, Stepmother arrives at her door while the midgets are away. S.M. asks if Sarah would like to sample her new line of perfume, and she says yes. When S.M. sprays Sarah with the deadly perfume, she collapses, and Stepmother assumes her dead.

Later, the midgets return to find Sarah on the ground, and set out to defeat the Botoxed Villain. They find her at her 90210 mansion, and destroy her makeup supplies. Stepmother falls to the floor, not able to live any longer without her makeup.

When they get back to the house, they put her on a bed and call the poilce, not knowing what do to. A handsome policeman arrives, and cannot resist kissing her. As he does so, she awakens and they fall in love and all that.

The End!

Answer 2

the dwarves are evil and abuse snow white, then try to turn her in to the Step Mother. snow white has to run away before they find out she's gone, then the prince saves her and fights off the Step Mother - breaking a speel she put on the dwarves to make them evil. The prince kisses Snow White in the very end as they get married (or you can make it traumatic and have snow white die, the prince believing the kiss will bring her back, and then it's not a happy ending after all). Good Luck writing it!!

Answer 3

Snow White as a prostitute attempting to flee the clutches of her pimp, the Witch, through fellow prostitutes the 7 Dwarves. The poison apple will be a poison crack pipe, and the reflect will be a webcam.

Answer 4

snow white actually turns out to be bob dole
end of story
total hit

edit: at least it's not runescape

Answer 5

how about a corporate setting...in an office building....i dunno.