What would you do if you saw a life-sized ginger bread man cookie?

Question

who would chase it down and eat it?

Answer 1

first id get about 3 gallons of milk, then id put it on top in a bucket over the door and when he opens the door it falls on himthen id eat it!!

Answer 2

no could kill them as they circulate stale and quit shifting after some week. The Evil Pieman makes them and sends them to you like a modern. Then once you circulate to sleep they throw themselves into your mouth to attempt and choke you. additionally they team as much as get you via status on each and every others shoulders. They worry milk extra advantageous than the rest and basically biting off their heads would not quit them the two. additionally they are going to annoy your pets.

Answer 3

I'd say "Hey, cookie man. Where's the costume party?"

Answer 4

This is going to come across the wrong way; But, I'd eat him.

Answer 5

need lots and lots of milk when the chase is over

Answer 6

I would wonder who had the oven large enough to bake him in.
I won't chase him, but I would like to see the Fox that catches him....sly devil...

Answer 7

Id ask him to marry me. Come on, who else can say they're Mrs. Gingerbread Man??

Answer 8

warm up the milk, you seen shrek 2. I hate gingerbread.

Answer 9

I'd probably think I was in a remake of Shrek. In any case, it would be one hell of a case of heartburn, so I'd let him be on his merry way.

Answer 10

Yes, but I'd fetch lots of chocolate milk first.