What form would it take?
Perhaps a golden polar bear?
2007-02-24 05:58:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
OH NO! That would bring on global warming!!!!!. He will stash it in his privet jet an fly off to Moon Bat Vally where he and his followers can worship it
2007-02-24 06:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by Boston Mark 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
as much as i tend to agree with gore's position, that IS a funny joke, and so is LockBox and Ma-Bear-Pig.
as for the guy who's talking about inventing the internet, Al Gore was the guy who signed off on giving the team of computer geeks the ability to create the internet, so he DID help invent it. its kinda the same way the city planner helps to build a bridge, he might not be the guy who picks up a shovel, but he's the one that gets the ball rolling (especially since there was opposition at the time, and he helped make it happen, when it could have been brushed aside, and then people like you and me couldnt be doing this stuff right now.) and he's got a better sense of humor than Bush, btw, ever see the episodes of Futurama with Gore? he was completely making fun of himself. good stuff.
but, if he did melt it (i can play along with the joke), i think i'd be shaped into a vote counting machine (and rightfully so).
2007-02-24 15:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by hellion210 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It would be a miniature Golden Man-bear-pig.... just like on South Park!!!
2007-02-24 14:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Porterhouse 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes and he will make a tree out of it.
There will be harmful emissions as he BURNS and melts the statue but a tree emits oxygen which counteracts his selfishness in the melting of his statue deary.
2007-02-24 14:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
There is an ancient Chinese curse that reads, "May you live in interesting times." You certainly are interesting.
2007-02-24 14:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by MMM 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What? Contribute to global warming?
2007-02-24 14:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he would not "melt it down" the fumes given off during the process would destroy the planet.
2007-02-24 14:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by Joshua V 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
what are you gonna do for aklondike bar
or it maybe the coca-cola bear
2007-02-24 14:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The secret 'fueling cartridge' to his anti-global warming machine !!!
Boy, this guy is really a 'piece of work' isn't he !!??!.... . .first he invents the internet, the he INVENTS global warming, and now, his ultimate achievement.. . . . a machine to stop something that does not fully exist !!!!
2007-02-24 14:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Al Gore is a freaking idiot and should be put out of my misery, isn't he the same idiot that took credit in creatingin the "internet"?
2007-02-24 14:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by K S 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋