2007-02-24 05:27:00 · 18 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They are plotting world domination. By inching closer to your door, they are trying to gain access to your computer in order to contact the leader of the Gnome Mafia who lives in Sicily.
Their ultimate goal is to rid the world of ALL other lawn ornaments. The gnomes hate the fake pink flamingos, deer statues, and lawn jockeys. They want to be the only lawn ornament and they will not rest until they succeed. Hence the need to contact Giuseppe, they need to put out a worldwide hit on the other ornaments, and he is the only Gnome who has the power to sanction the hit.
2007-02-24 05:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take this lightly. Set traps and really try to stop them. Cement them in place with about two feet of concrete. This is serious business, they are planing to take over the world one family at a lime.
If you have any more problems call the gnome hot line, there should be one in your city.
2007-02-24 14:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Garden gnomes are evil man. They just come out of the weeds blowing everything they got at you then disappear. They're like ghosts. Like the wind...
2007-02-24 13:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that gnomes, if they enter your home, like to tidy up after you and sort of serve you. Leave them some milk and some ale in order to offer friendship.
2007-02-24 13:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by blahblah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they're Underpants Gnomes and they want your underwear?
2007-02-24 13:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They know people have been stealing them off front lawns and they are just hiding
2007-02-24 13:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny Walker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right before you go to bed, ask them what they want.. then sleep on it,,
probably non sinister lol..
2007-02-24 13:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by garbhgealach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they just want to be like the travelocity gnome
2007-02-24 13:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Just play it safe and leave the house and everything and change your name and never look back.
2007-02-24 13:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Nevar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be extremely concerned and a bit worried.
2007-02-24 15:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by Jay (cynical) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋