What's a "snarfbargler" and who's a "froofnik?"?

Question

I like to invent words and see what people think are creative definitions. So, without resorting to toilet humor, what's a "snarfbargler" and who's a "froofnik?" Best answer to most creative entry.

Answer 1

Everybody knows that a snarfbargler is a person who steals a dogs toys. and a froofnik is that thing you get on the end of your nose sometimes.

Answer 2

Snarfbargler- someone sent to fetch an object but does not return the correct object

Froofnik- a derogatory term meaning a student of limited mental abilities, one who acts like they are too cool to study to cover their inadequacies