Kay so I'm like really weird. I don't like dating and even touching is too intimate for me. I cannot drink even a sip of a wine cooler. I tried once and I got drunk from less than three ounces of it. I am a complete insomniac and haven't slept for more than three hours in a month. I have a greenish tinge to my blood and never really smile. I found baby pictures of me with pointed ears, and when people touch me I can hear what their thinking. I'm convinced I'm a Vulcan. How do I get back to my home planet?
2007-02-24 00:55:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
As a Vulcan you're guaranteed a long life to try and figure out how to get back.
Us lowly humans won't get around to Warp Drive technology for a few hundred years...
2007-02-24 05:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have been spawned from an alien so you are half and half, like you dad may have thought he got your mum pregnant but really your mum was visited in the night by a terrestrial being.
It could happen . It would help if you knew which planet you from as from what I know most of them are cold and hostile places.
I guess you will have to make the most of your time on earth.
The best way to get on is for you to announce from now on to everone you meet that you are an alien so they understand right from the start. Its best to be honest with people other wise they will reject you, you never know some body may want you as their pet.
2007-02-24 09:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I remember correctly you were "Kicked off you planet, for heavy drinking" Sorry your stuck on earth forever. There is no phoning home, You can't Kpax out of this one, and you won't be beaming up.You are stuck on earth with George Bush & Micheal Jackson. So open up a bottle of Jack Daniels and get comfy.
2007-02-24 11:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Rosie the Riviter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a bottle of everclear and mix with grape coolaid! That should do the trick!
2007-02-24 09:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by sandra b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you get here? Just start that vehicle back up and back track. If the vehicle is no longer available, try phoning home...
2007-02-24 09:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by adiahudo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try a steaming bowl of boiled oats.
2007-02-24 09:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There will be a special door in any psychiatrist's office that will take you straight back.
2007-02-24 09:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know, but maybe you should talk to someone in your family about it. They may be able to help you or find someone to help you.
2007-02-24 09:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
close your eyes...click your heels 3 times and repeat "there is no place like home"
2007-02-24 09:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ET phone home.
2007-02-24 09:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋