A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I' ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's
not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to
the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Ryan
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.
2007-02-23 23:07:35 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol...Good one
2007-02-23 23:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
brilliant, inspired and so very very true.....a dear friend of mine had to admit that she was horribly in debt and the only way out of this mess was to come home and give up her rented flat, before she offered her solution to her parents she explained the mess she had gotten into and that her proposed solution was that she could get a second job as a pole dancer or as an escort in the evenings to supplement her income. Result: her parents helped her to pack and didn't charge her any housekeeping for the next six months till she was straight financially.
2007-02-27 00:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent little ditty 10/10
2007-02-24 02:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh! That sounds so much like me when I was younger. Nice one.
2007-02-24 04:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before!
Nice one!
lol
2007-02-26 08:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he hee heeeeeeeeeee great one 10/10
2007-02-24 00:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very funny
2007-02-23 23:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by michelle m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I read it before and I actually tried to use it.. Too bad my parents didn't fall for it!! Oh well good old days xD
This joke never fails to crack me up! lol..
2007-02-23 23:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh! that was so bad!
u kno what u r the stupidest in the world.
i dunnpo how u get such stupppppid stuf!
u need not post alll this on Yahoo answers!
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P S none of this is true
it was asuperb joke!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 23:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one
2007-02-23 23:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I doubt the parents would see the funny side!
2007-02-23 23:23:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋