What does a teapot have that everything has?
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A texan walks into a bar with a big ten gallon hat on proclaiming to the whole bar that Texas has the biggest everything. He goes on like this for at least 4 hours, and by this time, he's quite drunk. So he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender reluctly tells him, he points to the hall at the back of the bar, and tells him that it's the last door on the left. Don't go to the one on the right, the last door on the left. And so the texan stumbles down the hall as the bartends gets another order. About 45 mins pass and the Texan still hadn't returned, so the bartender mumbles to himself that he should have never mention the door on the right. As he opens the door, he finds the Texan in the pool yelling "DON'T FLUSH!! DON'T FLUSH!!"
2007-02-23
23:06:30
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