THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME
PRAIRIE; EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS.
THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL.. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH."
THE GUY FROM TEXAS COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. THAT'S NOTHING, "I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT SLITHERING SERPENT WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY."
THE COWBOY FROM HENRYETTA, OKLA' HOMA REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.
2007-02-23 21:13:13 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nomatter what i do i still cant live that down . that why i moved away from henryetta ok.
2007-02-23 22:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by lost_sole_28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-02-24 06:00:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Now be a nice proper young lady and stop telling such jokes.
2007-02-24 05:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha... tee hee... that brings back campfire stories...
2007-02-24 05:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, only I'm that tough.
2007-02-24 05:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by jacksfullhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh not bad
2007-02-24 05:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good!
2007-02-24 07:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will share this to all my friendz....
tnx......
2007-02-24 05:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-24 06:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋