While going through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into Beer!"
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
The second man turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
2007-02-23 20:57:07 · 13 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's pretty funny. I'm going to tell this one to my friends.
2007-02-23 23:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lichelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
interesting question. it style of feels to flow to the middle of the topic: are writers thinkers or a wordsmith. Your solutions could additionally variety significantly if the author is principally resourceful or technical. i might tend to lean in the direction of the books. The emotional severe of a artwork of fiction would not interest me as lots via fact the craft of having there. in lots of instances i visit study the ending of a fictional e book only so i can calm down and benefit from the way it rather is written. i can watch a action picture two times in a row. the 1st time for the tale and the 2d for the craft. Your question additionally touches upon yet another subject. some prefer to study many things promptly on a similar time as some others prefer to dig far extra deeply and proceed lots extra slowly. 20 of my renowned titles ought to actual take me years to flow with the aid of as lots of my favorites are non-fiction as is a lot of my writing. I experience sorry approximately having to skim with the aid of (or write) such works promptly. final what works against the laptop is a technical subject. it rather is electronics vs paper. 10 years is an prolonged time for a laptop and the charger to maintain working with out some style of mechanical or utility glitch. In a solid atmosphere i ought to positioned on out a laptop actual in 3 years. Electronics artwork extra ideal in a society which could furnish technical help and replace aspects. Books even nonetheless artwork in isolation. they might final for hundreds of years yet in a pinch ought to continually be used for insulation or gas.
2016-11-25 20:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard of it before, but it still makes me laugh when I read it again. Hahahahahaha!
2007-02-23 22:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaa 9/10
2007-02-23 22:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... i agree.. thats typical of men... hahaha
good joke... thanx for the laughs
2007-02-23 21:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Typical of men too.
2007-02-23 21:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know it makes fall in my chair :D heheheh funny nice one:D
2007-02-23 21:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke havent heard it before!
2007-02-23 22:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by lost_sole_28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...cool
2007-02-23 21:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....haha..10/5 star..
2007-02-23 21:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋