my wife and i were on their way home from the bar one night and i got pulled over by the police. The officer told me that i was stopped because his tail light was burned out. i said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then my wife said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for my license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again i apologized and said that i didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
my wife said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, i was a bit upset with my wife contradicting me in front of the officer, and i said in a rather loud voice, Rose shut your mouth!" The officer then leaned over toward her and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"..she replied "...only when he's drunk"
2007-02-23 20:48:30 · 16 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, thats sum great wife!!!!!lol
2007-02-23 20:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by taxi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a few occasions i got pulled over,sir have you been drinking,why is there a fat girl in my back seat scares me when they ask if im drunk.The last time i was stopped on NYE 2007,i was asked why my eyes looked red have i been drinking and i answered officer your eyes look a little glazed,had a few doughnuts.I always walk away without a ticket or dui,im lucky when i have my dog tripod with me,he has 3 legs.
2007-02-23 20:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by skcus ome 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 20:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-23 22:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one!
2007-02-23 21:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by AB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2007-02-23 20:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...10/5
2007-02-23 20:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-23 20:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the joke is old
2007-02-23 21:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its an old joke....and i thought there should be quesions to answer here....but still - lol :-)
2007-02-23 20:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by mad man 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋