How can I test negative for marijuana?

Question

The last time I smoked weed was Feb 21. I am taking a drug test on March 13. That's 3 weeks I must test negative. I am never smoking again . I do not want to lose my job. I am serious. Someone give me som suggestions. I heard it takes 30 days to get it out of your system. I only have 3 weeks. I was a very frequent user. I want to be tested negative and remain that way. Never to smoke again. Serious responses only please.

Answer 1

Golden Seal tea. It is possibly the nastiest, foulest liquid known to mankind, but it is the only thing that I have every heard of that will work.

Peace!

Answer 2

You have to accept the fact that the test they use will determine the results.

If they are testing for marijuana, they don't actually test for that substance but rather a substance your body produces when you use it.

The varying tests can each usually tell how long ago you smoked it.

There are ways to make the tests inaccurate but they can test for tampering like that, too.

Hair test = you're screwed.

If you don't want to fail the drug test you shouldn't have smoked.

If they are testing for weed, they usually test for the things that can help you test negative, like goldenseal root and other things.

If I were you I would tell the Dr. that is testing you that you messed up and had some on Feb 21. If you test positive your honesty may save you from termination and they will probably test you again in 30 to 60 days to see if you have stayed clean.

My brother worked for Motorola and they are super strict. The Dr. told him afterwards that he should have admitted it before they found out. Honesty is the best policy.

Answer 3

If its a urine test, its extremely simple. Drink about a liter of water, pee a couple times, then top off with some more water. When the stomach is near full of water, its safety mechanism is to bypass the kidneys and send the fluid straight to the bladder. The kidneys are where your urine picks up the active chemical. This is basic medical knowledge, and I have passed 7 urine tests with this method. I have taken the test high. Just drink as much water as you can comfortably handle, urinate a few times to clear the track, then drink some more and go take the test. It would propably be wise to drink gatorade or something as such for color, because I have gotten questioning looks from nurses because my urine was clear. This is a guaranteed method to pass a urine test, and only has to be started about an hour before you take it. I don't know wy more people don't know it.

Answer 4

You still have plenty of time. THC gets stored in the fat cells of your body. A relatively lesser known way to rid yourself of trace amounts is NOT to drink very much liquids. Exercise vigorously for awhile to the point when you piss that the color of your urine is a darker yellow. This will extract the most chemicals throughout your body and filter through your kidneys. As for the day of your UA, do the opposite and drink plenty of coffee/water to the point where your urine is almost clear. Some places will have you retest if it is too diluted, but in most cases, you'll pass with flying colors.

Answer 5

Smoke marijuana right before. Then the test will come up positive and you can get some help! But seriously, you will be so much happier when you stop, and if you have the determination you can do it!! You will look and feel like a new person and life can take on a new meaning to you!! Stick with your goals!!

Answer 6

First off you need to find someone that you know who is clean. Then give them $10.00 for some of their clean pee. Freeze it in approx 2oz. bottles , or 2oz. portions. Now you get a Elmer's white glue bottle, like the 6oz. size. Wash out all the glue and remove the orange pointed cap. Now cut off the 2 little white pointers that were under the orange cap. Get some 1/8" clear plastic tubing,( about 14") worth. The tubing will fit in the hole in the top of your glue bottle. If it is not air tight, use a glue gun, and seal any small leaks so it is air tight. The day you have to give yor UA, warm the pee in the microwave and get temp to 100 degrees. Put 2 oz. of pee in the bottle and tape the bottle to the right side of your abdemon, with the bottle standing strait up. The tubing will come strait out of the top then channel it down and tape thr tubing right under your penis with the tubing coming to and end about 1/2" short of the end of your dick. Notice that ideally the bottle will be underneath your right palm when you ae dressed and reasdy to give your UA, Now all you do is whip out your dick , make sure the tubing doesn't show out the top . Push down lightly and with practice you just push lightly on the bottle and out will come the clean pee form you bottle. Practice overand over many times, and you can get great at it. There are many little tricks that you will learn, but if you need more tips e-mail me for more details and techniques and or details.

Answer 7

Uhm... There is a lot of information out there about this, as well as commercial products. Basically drink a lot of water, get some exercise, sweat a little. You can excrete substances in your system through urine, cr@p, and sweat... So you put 2 and 2 together. If you are a skinny person you'll probably do fine, thc is stored in fat cells. If you are fat or medium, you'll need to work it out of your system.

Answer 8

Golden Seal. Purchase at any natural or health food store. Drink lots of fluids. If you are in Moreno Valley, CA go to Shannon's Health Food on Sunnymean Blvd. Ask for Shannon and she'll help you out. Don't smoke the ganja anymore mon.

Answer 9

There is probably no way. Stay clean so if you lose your job, you won't get eliminated from the next one before you even get started. Most places require a drug test before they hire you. Where I work we had to take a drug test to get hired and they have random for everyone at the co.

Answer 10

Ha, good luck on that one pal. Unless you are living in the Namibian bushlands, you will probably be tested with a test that can find drugs in your system 6 months ago. Time to start looking for a job at e-z Wider....stoner.

BTW, are you my cousin Lenny from Thompson ???