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(It would be better then walking on water)

2007-02-23 17:37:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Who said he couldn't?

2007-02-23 17:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by DBA GODZY 3 · 4 0

It would be better than walking on water, you could do both if you could fly. But Jesus didn't have Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell gave Peter Pan the power to fly.

2007-02-24 01:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 5 · 0 0

Not everything Jesus did is recorded. The New Testament tells us as much because all he had done would have filled volumes if books.

Jesus did ascend into heaven - lifted straight off the ground and disappeared into the clouds as about 500 witnesses looked on.

Philip, one of the Apostles, didn't fly, but was transported from one location to city instantaneously which would have been about 2 days journey. I would imagine that Jesus would have had similar events.

Jesus was not a show off. He didn't do like you see these TV shysters that call them selves preachers today. He didn't line people up and ask the crowds to watch.., he just prayed for people and they were healed. He didn't call a huge crowd together to watch him walk across water.

If you want a show, a spectacle - turn on the TV and tune to TBS. You;ll see some fakers trying to emulate Jesus - but unlike Jesus, they fake it and love the money they get as well as the attention.

2007-02-24 01:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0 1

I like Peter Pan Peanut Butter!!!

2007-02-24 01:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Darcy 2 · 0 0

Because he wasn't a mormon. Only mormons such as donie osmond and napoleon dynamite are given cool super powers like that. mormons pwn you any day of the week. How many wives do you have? Well the average mormon has 5 and they're all hot. What's that christians? You say you only have one wife and she's fat. Ha! pwned you losers! We mormons get a better life on this earth and we also get to enter the celestial kingdom in the next life.pwned!

And that thing about "walking on water" is no big deal. Walk on a frozen lake and you're "walking on water."

2007-02-24 05:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by noobsaibot 1 · 1 0

Perhaps Jesus just didn't have any happy thoughts... happy thoughts are what made it possible for Pan to fly... That, and Jesus grew up... which is what makes all the magic of Nevernever land go away.

2007-02-24 01:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by John Silver 6 · 1 0

Acts 1:9-10

:-p

2007-02-24 01:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by RickySTT, EAC 5 · 0 0

Peter never ascended into heaven. Jesus out-flew the space shuttle!

2007-02-24 01:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by MythBuster 2 · 0 0

Peter Pan hell he should be able to fly like Superman. Even kryptonite shouldnt faze his butt.

2007-02-24 01:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because if he did the money he paid for his sandels would have been wasted.

Jesus is real.

Peter Pan never existed. Unless you consider Robin Williams the real deal

2007-02-24 01:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by Fantom Doughnut Eater 2 · 0 1

he lacked the cool powers peter pan had.

2007-02-24 01:40:33 · answer #11 · answered by incubabe 6 · 1 0

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