2007-02-23 17:24:42 · 18 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay, this is great and all, but please get that mule --who has been staring at me for three hours-- out of here! He's wiggin me out...
2007-02-23 17:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've thought about lots of off the wall stuff in my day,.. but this never occurred to me. I doubt that there's an answer to this question, but it's a good one.
2007-02-24 01:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by RockHanger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
from Al Qur'an chapter 19 : surah Maryam (Mary) ayat 27-29, and 30-34;
at length she brought the (babe JESUS) to her people, carrying him (in her arms). they said: "o mary! truly an amazing thing hast thou brought! (27)
"o sister of aaron! thy father was not a man of evil, nor thy mother a woman unchaste!" (28)
but she pointed to the babe. they said: "how can we talk to one who is a child in the cradle?" (29)
he (BABY JESUS) said: "i am indeed a servant of allah: he hath given me revelation and made me a prophet; (30)
"and he hath made me blessed wheresoever i be, and hath enjoined on me prayer and charity as long as i live; (31)
"(he) hath made me kind to my mother, and not overbearing or miserable; (32)
"so peace is on me the day i was born, the day that i die, and the day that i shall be raised up to life (again)"! (33)
such (was) jesus the son of mary: (it is) a statement of truth, about which they (vainly) dispute. (34)
may it help.-
2007-02-24 02:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by harri s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shame it isn't recorded in a book somewhere. No one knows.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-24 01:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Kaka!
2007-02-24 01:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Mother I have just defecated in my over sized, rather uncomfortable underpants, could you please, if its not too much trouble, remove the soiled garments and replace them with new fresh ones washed in fragrant rose water.
2007-02-24 01:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the Muslim dude got it right. It was something extremely strange.
2007-02-24 06:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible does not say.
My guess would be mama or dada.
2007-02-24 01:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ma Ma
2007-02-24 01:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by CEM 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So, what you get me for christmas?
OR
I like gooooooooooold! Forget about the other two gifts!
2007-02-24 01:29:29 · answer #10 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋