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I seen it on a billboard today. And could really relate.

2007-02-23 16:39:14 · 10 answers · asked by msprissysmom 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Amen !!!

2007-02-23 16:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by living37usa 1 · 1 0

OH WOW ... The church down the line from my residing house has a "knee-mail" register also. What a twist of destiny. My well-known conserving became on the church signal for Salem Methodist Church in Morganton, North Carolina ... it said: "Staying in mattress screaming 'Oh God' is not any replace for going to church."

2016-12-04 21:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by picart 4 · 0 0

Sorry, too cutesy for me, and implies God gives all positive answers to prayer, which he does not. Also implies that if you pray you get what you want, and that really isn't the purpose of worshiping God; like he's the holy allowance giver. Sorry, knee mail hit me wrong, nothing to do with you.

2007-02-23 16:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I find that God answers knee-mail and face-on-the-floor mail.

2007-02-23 16:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by jehrapha 4 · 1 0

Only if it is sent from a knee pad.

2007-02-23 16:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by U-98 6 · 1 0

coulda foold me.. god never answered mine. mayby god shoud get the internet n then he could be a lil more competent. lazy a@@.

2007-02-23 16:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by kenziebeem 1 · 0 1

hahaha
what exactly is knee-mail?

2007-02-23 16:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 0 1

Wow, I saw it on a church sign!!

2007-02-23 16:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 1 0

............I'm going to ignore this question and focus on what really caught my attention.

You're from the south ain't ya

2007-02-23 16:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 0 1

No he does NOT. Lying is a sin so stop it.

2007-02-23 16:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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