hey this morning i oppened my cereal box and it started to say things to me like what are you doing? put me down. and then laughed when i poured cereal out of it. what should I do to make it shutup
2007-02-23 16:11:55 · 13 answers · asked by mountianbykr14 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
What is it saying? Snap, crackle and pop?
2007-02-23 21:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by hooverdamsel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, judging by it's behavior, I think your cereal box is going through identity crisis, much like people with amnesia. Try to be patient with it & help it understand its role. Instead of telling it to shut up, inspire some confidence & make it come to senses. I'm sure it will change for the better, but then when you start to enjoy your new relationship - too bad you finish the whole box & it's bye bye box.
2007-02-23 16:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by swy3388 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u kno...i really enjoy answering your questions....lol...
ok. here are some options:
1) burn it.
2) y try to get it to shut up at all? my cereal box can sometimes give me very good advice on life!!! how about starting a conversation? get to kno it. ask him what his favorite type of cheese is!!
3) threaten to tear him to shreds or put him through a really sharp paper shredder (make sure its sharp enough to cut through cardboard) if he doesnt be quiet.
4) throw him away and never buy cereal again.
5) make him your pet cereal box or make him do your homework.
2007-02-23 16:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lexa♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, here's what you do.......
get either a knife or a gun, kill that box of cereal.
then go to your cupboard and get another box of cereal.
do the same to it... kill it.
pretty soon you'll be a cereal killer,
and the police will take you off to jail where you can eat other
stuff for breakfast.
2007-02-23 16:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw a bowl of milk in it's face, that will teach it a lesson!
2007-02-23 16:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sereously dude lay off the drugs!
2007-02-23 17:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer, eat it, and then buy another brand. Maybe you should of kept this question to yourself.
2007-02-23 16:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg... (lol) thats a good one Scotty(lol) (Mountianbry14, u need to leave the drugs alone..... u see what its doing to ur brain cells.... tiss... tiss)....(lol)
2007-02-23 17:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay off the LSD for awhile, I know, I know it's good stuff but you gotta give your brain a break.
2007-02-23 16:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by digby_by 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
introduce him to the milk. she's a great girl.
2007-02-23 16:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by spiritualcipher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋