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I got "knee-mail" off a church sign.

2007-02-23 16:04:17 · 13 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

lol.

2007-02-23 16:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Doug 5 · 1 1

OH WOW ...

The church down the street from my house has a "knee-mail" sign up also. What a coincidence.

My favorite saying was on the church sign for Salem Methodist Church in Morganton, North Carolina ... it said:
"Staying in bed screaming 'Oh God' is no substitute for going to church."

2007-02-23 16:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I've gotten email from the Dali Lama, snail mail from "dub-ya", but never have a heard of "knee mail"... clever...

However, I firmly believe that any potential answer to "knee mail" would be about as real as the mail items mentioned above.

Can "knee mail" result in self-induced "spam?" I believe it might be possible.

2007-02-23 16:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes HE does, as a matter of fact. Who answers yours?
Maybe you should try some knee mail for yourself. No wait, not maybe you should really try it.

2007-02-23 16:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus did tutor himself to us over and yet back. study the Bible. what number of human beings did you know that would want to do the stuff that He did?? study the recent testomony in NIV. you merely want to trust. even if he did tutor himself back now to guy, they does no longer trust him. that they had discover yet another reason now to not. God is authentic! no remember what the international might want to say. Christianity isn't a crutch for the weak yet a stronghold if you happen to want a chance-free position to positioned their wish in at the same time as the international fails them. (Which all of us do) God Bless!

2016-10-17 08:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I usually get a generic form letter response that says "there's more fish in the sea, kid."

2007-02-23 16:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0 1

Try being a little bit more humble.

2007-02-23 16:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by Deutsche359 2 · 0 0

That's a good one.

2007-02-23 16:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

how clever! sure he does. in his time because we dont always know whats good for us, we only think we do. keep in mind......be careful what you pray for....you just might get it.

2007-02-23 16:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by hammy 3 · 1 0

LOL thats funny

2007-02-23 16:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

yes GOD does.

2007-02-23 16:10:04 · answer #11 · answered by ALEIII 3 · 1 0

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