I was taking a shower and my phone was ringing so I rushed to answer it but when i got to the kitchen i slipped on a hamburger bun that was on the floor and my cell phone got stuck in my butt. everytime it rings it vibrates and feels uncomfortable. what should i do? im emberassed to go to the doctor
2007-02-23 16:03:23 · 6 answers · asked by Antonello D 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Richard Gere was reported to have the same problem years ago (before cellphones) but with a Gerbil.
He had to go to the ER.
You should,too.
Good luck.
2007-02-23 16:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Croa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1: Assuming this isn't utter BS from start to finish....
2: Make up a better story as to how the cellphone got in your tailpipe, 'cause it didn't get there by you slipping on a bun and falling on it.
3: Go see a doctor. Believe me, I've worked health care for many years, they've seen it all. Baseballs, lightbulbs, bananas, TV remote controls, small animals, shot glasses, drugs, fish...They won't even bat an eye. Do so before it tears something that bleeds and you get septic.
Hope this helps.
Orion
2007-02-23 16:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Orion 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HMMMMMM !! Too embarressed to go to the doctor. But not to embarressed to let everyone read this. Stick your finger up there and turn it off, and it sounds like it's time for a new cell phone. Or maybe one of the phone companies may want to make this there new commercial.
2007-02-23 16:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by luh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You definitely need to go see a doctor, this can be very dangerous. it doesn't matter if you're "embarrassed", I'm sure the doctor has seen more things. ok well, good luck with your- "problems" :)
2007-02-23 17:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by ~Val~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have your friends keep calling 'till it vibrates out of your butt, then you won't be embarrASSed any more.
2007-02-23 16:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by spitonapit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thts very weird and sad so u cant get it out at all...wow i feel sooo sry 4 u! good luck
2007-02-23 17:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by diana 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋