Try to be creative; the funniest one gets ten points!
2007-02-23 16:01:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HE who SLEEPS with RABBITTS WILL get NIGHTHARES,FLEAS and PREGNANT!!
2007-02-24 04:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say: man who sleeps with Anna Nicole get baby, money and house in the Bahamas!!
2007-02-24 00:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by p_doell 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say: Man who lay women on ground get piece on earth.
2007-02-24 01:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buddhists who mingle with Shintoists and Hinduists get a slap on the face, a butt-whoopin' from Confucius himself, and then the Point of No Return!
2007-02-24 00:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by T-Vol 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Man who walk sideways through airport tunrstyle admission things going to Bangkok
Man who sit on fence sing soprano.
2007-02-24 00:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
OK I did not look at the other answers here...I wanted to do the thinking.
So here goes.
Cofusius say, He who lives with mad man get wild hair and kills.
2007-02-24 00:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say: Man who pick wedgie no bite nails.
2007-02-24 00:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by wolfmankav 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
surgeon who slice with kitchen knife get committed to mental hospital, evaluted by psychiatrist, and, asked cooking advice from cannibal.
2007-02-24 01:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by 3dot3dash3dot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears(es) who mess with angry barbers get clipped, cut and shaven!!
2007-02-24 00:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by Justine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He who thinks with no brain get dum, dumm, and dumbder.
2007-02-24 00:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by windandwater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dork who posted with guile never seems to get girls or friends, and sucks!!
2007-02-24 00:05:33 · answer #11 · answered by six_foot_2_midget 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋