A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!"
2007-02-23 15:38:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,nice one.
2007-02-23 17:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant- a good way to shed his jerk image in the bar. Now he can go back to being the shy gentleman.
2007-02-23 23:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by grawby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny 9/10 =)
2007-02-23 23:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LMAO.... TIT FOR TAT.... hahahaha
very good joke... thanx for the laugh
2007-02-24 02:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-02-23 23:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-23 23:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what u call hilarious revenge!!
lol!!
2007-02-24 00:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by ravishin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.
2007-02-24 00:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥F♥♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm i dont really get it.. get the picture? j/k
2007-02-23 23:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by pinky5063 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one..
2007-02-23 23:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by iamhappy2us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋