i stole this joke, but i thought it was funny and needed to be repeated. i cant remember who first came up with it, so i cant make a link.
2007-02-23 15:22:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sho-Nuff's joke. You're right; it is gold :)
2007-02-23 15:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by DBA GODZY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you how the Universe was created but I can't violate the natural laws of the Universe. If you can or anyone in this world can than show me and I will believe it. Don't give me a story that was passed down 5 generations and then written and expect me to take this as concrete facts. I can't make a responsible and educated decision with that format.
2007-02-23 23:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wasn't a "run of the mill guy". As the Son of God, He had greater powers than mortal people do. Logic? It's logical that the earth, life, universes, all came about by chance, because some matter and energy (that came from where made how by whom?) just accidentally bumped into each other and...BINGO...the world and life as we know it came about??? Logical? I don't think so.
2007-02-23 23:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, explain what is so logical about unbelief? People who willfully ignore the obvious are the ones who lack common sense. Who can say they know with certainty that there is no God? You'd have to know everything and be everywhere at once to be able to verify this. In other words, you'd have to be God.
2007-02-23 23:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by MythBuster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As if you could explain a supernatural being with finite reasoning....
When will atheists stop using logic and common sense and get some supernatural sense that supasses all understanding?
2007-02-23 23:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, I did just today! While shoveling my driveway. Almost fell right on my tush.
2007-02-23 23:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true.
2007-02-23 23:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! Thats funny.
2007-02-23 23:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they received blessings from Quiboloy
2007-02-23 23:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by maria virginia de la aguanta ha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a joke. It's not funny at all.
2007-02-23 23:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋