What's the Difference between Theory and Reality?

Question

A boy asked his dad what's the difference between Theory and Reality.

The father says "good question son, and to get the answer why don't you go and ask you sister if she'd sleep with the postman for a £1 million"

The son came back and said that "Yes, she said she would!"

So the father said "now go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the milkman for £2million"

So he did and came back and told his father that "yes, Mum said she would do that".

"Well there's you're answer son", said the Father. "In theory we're sitting on £3 million, but in reality we're living with a couple of slags"

Answer 1

in theory I should be telling you off now ya dirty ticket but in reality Im laughing too hard to give a damn

Answer 2

Theory is base on the book or mind set from the man who's created the matter .The reality is a scarcity and other method to gain the theory in real world.If the man only know how to talk > work then the theory is unbalance to the reality because the things he/she said can't be true answer the prat ice also failure,same time,we can said the theory is not successfully in real time.But if the the man said he would like to buy a car and he willing to work to save the amount to paid it,then,we can said the theory is equal to the reality because he/she make the wish come true.

Answer 3

funny pmsl 10/10

Answer 4

Reality is what's real. Theory may or may not be true. A theory hasn't been proven.

Answer 5

Good one Oliver.!!!
10/10.!!!

Answer 6

A good one it makes me laugh.

Answer 7

lol. Loved that one.
P.S.- theory is just talk and reality is what we live.

Answer 8

That's hilarious!=)

Answer 9

LMAO... ya.. now i got it... hahahaha

good one.. thanx for the laugh

Answer 10

It never could have been better explained!