a News channel gets news that 100 peoples are killed in a train accident at
Amritsar station. Only one man left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "gentleman how did it happen?"
Gentleman "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."
Corresopndent "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode."
Gentleman: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya ."
NOW GUESS WHO THEY ALL WERE
2007-02-23 14:15:15 · 28 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haey they were all sardarjis
2007-02-23 17:49:42 · update #1
pretty good that was indian or punjabi
most like likey indian
ha loved that one!
2007-02-23 14:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Zahera♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the h*ll does that say what country are you from where they talk like that this is America a country where you speech and write in English so get it straight and then try it again.
2007-02-23 14:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are from India but what was said I don't know so sorry I have to give it a 0 rating.♪
2007-02-23 17:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a sardarjii joke to me. What do you mean by guess who they all were? The one man who survived is a politician is it?
2007-02-23 14:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by sassy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no frickin' answer. 0/10
2007-02-23 14:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it a 5. You might understand it!
2007-02-23 14:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by ☼SoccerGirl☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You actually want me to try and rate this joke that's punchline is not even understandable. Please, I've read better jokes on a milk carton. This pathetic joke is not even worth rating. But just because this is an answer I'll rate it for you. I'd rate it as -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...........(it's part of a negative sign for those who are blind)
2007-02-23 14:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ali 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't get it...0 for me.
2007-02-23 14:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused, why don't you just give the answer?
2007-02-23 14:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by fruit salad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rate it? 0
Are you the only one who gets it?
2007-02-23 14:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by juniper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋