The Apocalypse is nigh! Repent or feel the fiery blast of my trumpet!
2007-02-23 14:09:55 · 18 answers · asked by Apocalypse Pony 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have to wait for the apocalypse? HA! Pull my finger and feel the fiery blast of MY TRUMPET!
2007-02-23 14:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by billthakat 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Church lady's gonna be all over the fiery blast of your trumpet!
2007-02-23 22:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grab Jehovah by the beard, punch His lights out, then throw HIM into the lake of fire. Or, simply stop being manipulated by such a horrible psychological trap like the concept of damnation.
2007-02-23 22:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by crypto_the_unknown 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the Apocalypse again. At least once a year, here comes the apocalypse.
Wake me when it's over.
http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm
2007-02-23 22:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to laugh. Laugh like crazy.
Wait, wait, wait...you have a trumpet that spews FIRE?
2007-02-23 22:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Hotaru 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep your trumpet to yourself pony boy!
To hell with you and you calypso barbeque!
2007-02-23 22:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nobody can avoid, except those who repent and do the Will of the One True God.
2007-02-23 22:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I don't have to worry about it, I know where I'll be. I know what I saw in the sand. You guys take care :)
2007-02-23 22:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by rezany 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No Trombones?
2007-02-23 22:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What kind of God would damn his own kids? Not the one I believe in!
2007-02-23 22:18:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋