whats your favorite chuck norris line? some of my favorites are:
chuck norris invented water
every night, the boogey man looks under his bed for chuck norris
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
:P
2007-02-23 13:54:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
:D
2007-02-23 13:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris can believe its not butter
chuck norris doest step on toes, he steps on necks
who let the dogs out? chuck norris. then he roundhosed kicked them all through an oldsmobile
dinosaurs went extinct because of the chuck norrisaurus
if at 1st u dont succeed, your not chuck norris
chuck norris uppercutted a horse, and that is how the girrafe came to be.
guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people.
chuck norris once had an erection laying on his stomach and struck oil
there is no such thing as evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris hasnt killed yet. yes yet.
wilt chamberlain has claimed to sleep with 20000 women in his lifetime. chuck norris calls this a slow tuesday.
when u google search chuck norris getting beat up, nothing comes up. it just doesnt happen.
chuck norris doesnt read books, he just stares them down until he gets the info he wants
the leading cause of death is chuck norris.
chuck norris is the reason why barney is purple and why waldo is hiding.
they are such things as aliens. they just know better to be on the same planet as chuck norris.
the only reason there is a solor system is because the other planets are scared of chuck norris.
the active ingrediant in red bull, monster, coffee, ampd, and rockstar is chuck norris sweat.
if u can see chuck norris, he can see you. if u cant see chuck norris, u only have seconds to live.
think of a hot woman. chuck norris did her.
chuck norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack got killed by chuck norris' roundhouse kick.
chuck norris challanged all of tv's badasses top a fighting tournament. the only 2 to show up were jack bauer and macguever
chuck norris doesnt jump into a pool, the pool comes to chuck norris.
2007-02-27 06:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by im emo, who cares 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
one time, chuck norris had a staring contest w the sun..he won (solar eclipses...get it?)
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris is the reason why barney is purple
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
the 3 leading causes of death are:1.)heart disease 2.)chuck norris 3.)cancer
chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
sorry for taking up so much space...
2007-02-23 14:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 35⤊ 0⤋
The bible was originally called "Chuck Norris and Friends"
There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
The best way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half.
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies...he potato sacks them!
2007-02-23 13:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by evilbandit 2 · 11⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!
2007-02-25 16:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by somebody 4 · 15⤊ 0⤋
Upon being born, Chuck Norris promptly grew a beard, and chewed through the umbilical cord.
2007-02-23 15:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by Caveman 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
This is one of my favorites:
Chuck Norris is 1/8 native American. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man just ate a F***** Indian
2007-02-26 08:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 9⤊ 3⤋
there are no endangered species just animals chuck Norris allows to live
2007-02-23 13:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by mr.clutch89 2 · 20⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
2007-02-24 12:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by vettejetevan74 2 · 10⤊ 3⤋
I don't have a favorite Chuck Norris line....
2007-02-23 15:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 20⤋