A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5 :00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2007-02-23 13:42:03 · 11 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Preschool
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"
2007-02-23 13:42:24 · update #1
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my c offee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee ."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
(A MAN'S PERS PECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
2007-02-23 13:44:16 · update #2
LOL...ROFL!!! Those are great, very funny! Women rule, men drool!!
2007-02-23 13:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by altruistic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What I can't understand is, and I'm serious .....How can men pride themselves on logical thinking, always being in charge of their feelings, yet act like an idiot ( and it is rude, by the way) when a pretty woman walks by. Women are the logical thinkers...we are attracted to the personality first....if it is a good fit ( and that wasn't meant to be dirty) THEN we move on to the physical issues.
2007-02-23 13:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Don't know what the question is, though.
2007-02-23 13:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What about the downsides to women???
2007-02-23 13:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that is really cute and funny
2007-02-23 13:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were funny. lol
2007-02-23 13:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont have no time for no monkey buisness.
2007-02-23 13:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao
2007-02-23 13:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by KT 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
gee,sorry but ur question kinda too long----sorry!...im actually just makin me pts go higher-heheheehe
2007-02-23 13:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
...lol....
You ain't right.........
2007-02-23 13:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by rosey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋