Just need something funny today. I also have a funny story to tell. today my friend picks up a calculator and goes "i cant get any reception in here" :)
2007-02-23 13:08:37 · 11 answers · asked by Zoey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kind of gross. Just warning you.
When I was little, my family and I always went camping in Myrtle Beach, SC. I was two, and was just starting toilet training. Well, I had to go. I sat on my dad's shoulders while he ran back to our room. My mom was following us because she was going to make a picnic lunch.
You can probably see where this is going.
I couldn't hold it any longer. So, I went all over my dad's back. He wasn't angry at me, because I was just starting potty training. On the other hand, my mom, still right behind us, fell over because she was laughing so hard.
I am now 15 years old and have been toilet trained for 12 years now. Yes, this is a true story.
Hope you liked it. Sorry if it grossed you out. I warned you!
2007-02-23 13:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Busta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 13:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i'll giv u a bunch of jokes, but some maybe offended, pls dont mind!
1st person:Pal, pls giv me an advice for life..
2nd person:Well, if a fly get on ur head, dont turn it into an elephant!
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1st: pls expain Eistein's Relativity Theory!
2nd: hmm, if u hav only 3 hair on ur head, it's few, but if u hav 3 hair in ur dish, well, that's too much!
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What's a difference between man and pig?
Pig doesnt turn into a man when he's drunk!
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Watson : Holmes, why dont u get urself a girl yet?
Holmes :coz it'll bring problems to my life..
Watson : huh? how?
Holmes : Imagine u wife hav come back home n she's shoutin to open the door...at the same time, ur dog is barkin to open the backdoor..which one would u open first?
Watson : maybe the one who's louder?
Holmes : no, u must open the backdoor...n the dog'll stop barkin! :-)
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there's a fight at a wedding...the cops came n took notes...they asked one of the guys..he said
"I wuz just dancin with the bride...1st song, 2nd song and at the last song, the bridegroom stood up and kicked the bride's butt without sayin anythin"
"wuz she hurt a lot?"
"A LOTTT???!, my three fingers were broken!"
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Mom told Peter...
Mom : here, Peter, hav one banana..
Peter : no way, mom, bananas are monkey's food, Eat Yourself!
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"Grandma, why r ur eyes so big?:
"To see more clearly"
"Why r ur ears so big, grandma?"
"To hear more clearly"
"Why is ur nose very long?
"Arent we elephants, my dear?"
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Difference between man n woman
1)Man giv 2 dollars for a 1 dollar thing if he needs that thing desprately, Woman buy 2 dollar thing if she get with 1 dollar though she doesnt need it....
2)Woman worry for her future till she get married...Man dont worry for his future till he get married
3)A successful man is a man who can search for money however his wife spends...a successful woman is the woman who get that kind of man
4)A married man can forget their mistakes, his wife will memorize for him..
5)A woman get married because she hoped that her husband will change after some times. She thought wrong.
6)A man get married because he hoped that his wife will not change forever.He is also wrong.
7)If there is an argument, the wife always win at last....watever the man says after this will only be the reasons for another dispute.
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2007-02-23 14:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Neo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL.
That reminds me of a girl on the train one day who answered her mobile and said she didn't have reception because we were out of the city and there was no electricity! (even though we were on an electric train!)
2007-02-23 13:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and this girl in class have the same phone and last week we were eating lunch and I had to go get some water and when I came we left. then later I tried to find one of my friends numbers on my phone and found out that I h ad her phone and she had given her bf my phone to barrow by mistake.
2007-02-23 13:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night my best friends ex went to her house and he brought this stray dog with him...okay...he was getting ready to leave with the dog and the dog saw a cat....THE DOG LOVES TO CHASE THINGS!!anyways he ran after the cat into my neighbors yard and then across the street and then BOOOOM!!!! the dog ran right into the fence!! my friend and i were laughing sooo hard we wet our self!! i guess it was something that you just have to see...like right now im laughing....
2007-02-23 13:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by *Hello* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes were driving across the country to FL to disney world...when they finally got there after hours and hours of driving...they saw a sign saying "DisneyWorld Left"....and they turned around and drove home.
i love this one...and I'M blonde :)
2007-02-23 14:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's almost how Helen Keller burned her ear, but she of course answered the iron. lol
2007-02-23 13:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's good. my dad said there was this special need kid in his class when he was my age, and he'd get diharrea real bad. and 1ce, in the middle of class, glen (special-needs kid) stands up and he's like, "MR. HARMAN!!!!! I HAVE THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS!!!!!! i totally cracked up at that. hope u do 2. :)
2007-02-23 13:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by footballgirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when life hands you a lemon, say, " Oh yeah! i like lemons! what else ya got?"
- Henry Rollins
2007-02-23 13:19:15 · answer #10 · answered by s3l3ndr1l3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋